Dear class,
On today's news, we have a special guest here to talk about his success! His name is... ash ketchum!
ash: hey darren, great to be here!
darren: so ash, after losing the pokemon league so many times, how does it feel?
ash: f***ed up.
darren: oh... so how's ur gf?
ash: who? annabel, may or misty?
darren: all 3.
ash: well, all of em' has a baby... Cool eh? their names are hsa, sah and sha!
darren: o...k... anyway, what r u going to do now that u r retired?
ash: dunno... maybe kill some pokemons and eat their flesh...
darren: wtf. Remeber to invite me ok?
ash: no problems!
darren: ok, now on the lighter side...
It's cny and i wish u guys a happy cny and all the best in getting big money! bye now.