This is the most exciting interview! I have with me Achmed the dead terrorist.
Elizabeth: Good evening Achmed? What kind of terrorist are you?
Achmed: A terrifying....terrorist. Are you scared?
Elizabeth: No not really?
Achemed: SILENCE! I kill you!
Elizabeth: So Achmed, you are a terrorist? What kind of terrorist are you?
Achmed: A suicide bomber.
Elizabeth:Ahhh, so you are dead?
Achmed: Noo! I feel fine! SILENCE! I kill you!
Elizabeth: But you are bones!
Achmed: Ahhh thats a flesh wound.
Elizabeth: Where did you come from?
Achmed: From your stupid suitcase
Elizabeth: But how did you pass the immigrant?
Achemed: When they open the case. I said Heelllooooo, I am Lindsay Lohan.
Achmed: Ohoh I am so Good at this, two Indians walked into a bar...
Elizabeth: Nono Achmed... No!
Achmed: What?! You don't let Indians into your bar? You racist B""ard!
Elizabeth: Its just that I dont want racist jokes Achmed.
Achmed: How about if I kill the Indians?
Elizabeth: No Achmed!
Achmed: Haha I wouldnt do that, I would toss a boy, and they would fight each other and the winner will have to fight michael jackson.
Elizabeth: Okay Achmed... Where do you get your suicide bombers recruit?
Achmed: The suicide hotline.. HOOOHOOHA! SILENCE! I KILL YOU!
Elizabeth: Errm so where are you from? Are you local?
Achmed: Read my ass, it says made in china.
Achmed: But Walter says im a stinking halloween decoration. =(